Year 3, Day 163: My New Web Site-Unhappy Parent (& Gino Vanelli)

Unhappy Parent.com: Rate restaurants in number of flies (five flies is a must avoid). Papa Gino's wins the coveted five-fly award for having a number of employees who carefully avoid any and all contact with the impatient, justifyingly frustrated, and downright miserable folk that have the misfortune to arrive there, hungry. I called my order in at 5:50 and 6:25 it still wasn't ready. The manager was not managing, he was making pizzas. The counter boy could hardly run the register because he fielding a personal call for a female employee that appeared to be on a break. Another female employee had her back turned squarely to the ever-growing line of angry and hungry people.

Breakfast
Kashi Go Lean!
Heritage Flakes
Strawberries
Blueberries
Banana
Unsweetened Soy Milk
Coffee

Lunch: Chang Shin Yaun
Pea Shoots
Shrimp with Black Bean Sauce
Beef with Assorted Vegetables

Snack
3 oz Boston Lite Popcorn
4 Sticks Beef Jerky
7 oz Turkey

Dinner
Cheese from one slice of Pappa Gino's Pizza
Chili Con Carne
Salad

When I went to write about Papa Gino's, I accidentally typed Pappaginos and for some reason a page of links leading me to the Ebay section featuring Gino Vanelli ("Living Inside Myself") was revealed. Ah, the ever-unknowable and unwinding mysteries of the Internet.